Fradam

Apparently, today is my lucky day because a bird pooped on my arm. I’m not even mad, but I do wish I got to eat a whole wheel of cheese after.

Here are some random things I discovered that have been happening in the world of bird droppings:
- Bird droppings could be the secret to Posh and Beckham looking good
- Mistletoe is so named after bird droppings - so kissing under it means…
- Canada declares wars on bird droppings

The conclusion? The secret to looking good as the celebrities and being romanced in a most idyllic of situations comes at grand cost: war with the Canadians. Happy lucky Tuesday all!